Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Just Call Me Patches

I am trying hard to get up-to-date with my doc appts.
Dentist = CHECK

Ob/Gyn = CHECK but have to get lab work
Lab Work at Quest (super friggin' fuckutastic) = Friday

Dermatology = Minor surgery needed - 3 biopsies (one is a regrowth).

Okay, I am going to take a break from the list to stress the importance of sunscreen YEAR ROUND. Many of my biopsies are located on parts of my body that have been covered with clothes. Skin cancer is not pretty and can kill you if you do not do an annual skin check. EVEN with an annual check a doctor may overlook something so pleeeeeeeeeeeeease take care of your largest organ.

Eyes = Um, I know I need to get new glasses but guh. However, I saw really cute frames.

Chiropractor = Lugging around my beautiful chub and occasionally my big boy is taking a toll on my already heinous back.

Took Josh to the Pediatric dentist and recently found out that PEDIATRIC DENTISTRY is a specialist. Um. Whatever.

Took Ben to his 4 month check-up and I loathe vaccines but I loathe what can happen without some vaccines.

And in conclusion...I am putting a lot of doctor's kids through college.

I would like to say that I am going to visit a plastic surgeon to suck the fat out of me and do a tummy tuck but that would be sort of sucky too since the recovery time is NOT FUN (from what I heard). HOWEVER, I will do my best to love me the way I am.


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