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Today, after being in an extended timeout for not listening and being a whirling dervish of destruction...Josh whipped out something that actually led to his freedom from timeout due to me laughing like a friggin' idiot.
Sooooo, the boy loves his super heroes. He is sitting in timeout talking about how he has to save people and lives are being lost because of him being in timeout. I ignore this but am hiding my amusement. Next thing you know the child presses on his left breast (as if there is a communication device there) and whispers "Superman, I am being held captive and can not help. Hold on, I found a cloaking device (yes, the kid is a freak vocabulary-wise) and may be able to get past mommy." Next thing that happens is that Josh takes a nearby blanket and jumps of the couch. I once again had to hide my amusement and tell him to get back on the couch or he will have a longer timeout. This time he is sitting there for two minutes and presses on his left breast again and says "Batman, tell Robin that I may have a plan to meet him at the bank. I've discovered that I can run super fast. So fast that mommy will not know that I am missing.". Within two seconds of spitting this out, Josh runs around the downstairs and hops back onto the couch. I am still holding onto the laughter until he says "Batman, she doesn't even know that I left the couch.". OMG, I laughed so damn hard that I almost wet myself. I told Josh that his timeout was over and he giggled with me.
I had to call my husband up to tell him the story because it was so damn funny.
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